Alex

Hi, my name is Alex.

*Gentlemen, I’m currently saving up for a car, so if you’d like to show your appreciation, feel free to send a BLIK (or a tip) to my phone number. If we reach the goal, I’ll post dick pics here :)*

I specialize in erotic massage with a happy ending and body-to-body massage. To answer the question I get most often—what does a session look like? The massage is performed completely nude by me, accompanied by relaxing music and premium massage oil. During the session, you are welcome to touch me.

What sets me apart from other massage therapists? First of all, my distinctive appearance and genuine passion for what I do. My main goal is to ensure that every client leaves fully satisfied. I guarantee complete discretion and anonymity throughout every session. If you have any requests regarding additional massage options, I’m always open to discussing them.

New rules.

For the idiots who call me just to make jokes or dump their aggression on me

1. Let me make this crystal clear: I already have over 400 blocked numbers. Want to become another one in my phone’s graveyard? Welcome. Just know I spot losers like you instantly, and you’ll end up on my blacklist just as fast.

2. I’m not from Ukraine, you xenophobic idiots. Read my nationality before trying to start an argument with me.

3. I honestly don’t give a damn about your opinion of me, babes. At most, I’ll hang up, send you a text telling you how pathetic you are, and go back to enjoying my day.

For the idiots who message me on WhatsApp:

1. I do not give discounts. Don’t like my price? Go get a job, broke boy, then come back and message me.

2. I hate long chats. I know most of you have serious issues, but please… the fewer pointless messages, the better.

3. Don’t send me pictures of your genitals. If I ever feel like throwing up, I can stick two fingers down my own throat.

To all my future clients and loyal regulars who are straightforward and respectful:

You guys are amazing. I truly appreciate every one of you and wish you nothing but the best. I hope there will be more people like you ;)

P.S. Due to the demand for content featuring me, I also offer:

* Photo package – 100 PLN
* Video package – 150 PLN
* Webcam session – 200 PLN

See you at your massage session!